Flirting With 40

Flirting With 40

I had a chance to catch this cute little flick in bed with my wife.  Now, before you think nasty thoughts, BB bean was sleeping right next to us while we watched it.  I think it stars Heather Lockleer as the lead female role.  She does a decent job playing her role.  I think she is pretty sexy for a 40 year old.  Of course, my wife is going to be 40 in July.  I see a lot of duality in this movie in comparison to my own life.  Well, only the fact that the age of the lady is comparable to my age.  And the guy she meets and falls in love with is comparable to my age as well.  Anyway, this story is about a lady who is turning 40.  Her friend buys her a ticket to go to Hawaii and they were supposed to go together for a vacation.  The friend had to back out because her mother broke her hip, then the lady went by herself and met this young guy.  She fucks him on the first night.  I find this love at first sight thing somewhat clichéd, but, at least we get to the point within 25 minutes of the movie.  The whole ride is about 1 hour and 30 minutes long, and it’s a decent chick flick.  Of course it appeals to a somewhat more matured audience, by that I mean older fuckers.  It’s cute and everyone lives happily ever after.  It wouldn’t have been worth it for me to see in the theater, but, I’m surely not mad that I downloaded it, and I’m glad my wife enjoyed it.  2.5/5

Elsewhere

Elsewhere

 

Elsewhere is a piece of shit horror flick about going on the internet, getting raped, and possibly killed by strangers.  That is the premise in a nutshell.  I could only stand about 40 minutes of it before fast forwarding it.  Don’t download it or see it if you have a choice.  I hope the makers of this film have their eyes pissed in by toxic rodents and their fingers crushed, cut off and eaten by penguins, so as to not produce anymore detriments to the great art of film.  If this movie was on fire I wouldn’t piss on it to put it out.  If this movie was a blowjob I would throw it from a van moving at a high rate of speed.  Who am I kidding right? As if I could make a better movie?  You bet your ass I could.  I could make a better movie out of toothpicks.  0.5/5

drama

Ayt so, I have been talking to Lisa every now and again here on my space for almost the past 4 years since we broke up.  Now let it be known that I got nothing but love for her and her family, and i know I fucked up some things and made huge mistakes when I was with her.  But, all in all, she is a great friend and a wonderful person, and i am thankfull to have spent the time with her that I did.  Having a 5 year relationship is not something easily forgotten, agreed?

Now, some new pictures got posted to her profile.  And in one of those pictures, she looked really good to me.  She looked thinner than when I left the states and she looked super happy.  A while back she told me that her boyfriend was cooking her dinner everynight.  So I made the comment something to the effect of  "you look thin Lisa, are you sure your boyfriend is cooking dinner for you?"  Can you see the jest in that?

So, then I get a message from her boyfriend using her account that goes exactly like this:

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To the pussy

Look, your lil remarks shouldn't be coming out of your head ok. you don't know me and really..... your better off not knowing nothing about me.. so i suggest u keep your comments to yourself ok.. you were too much off a crack head you would reaized the best thing that u lost... so don't go hating because I'm sure your cousin- slash your girl, sick bastered would not like to know why your e-mailing my fiance ok... so go fuck your cousin and have many more kids... amd hope you don't come back to jersey amd i find out... insted of mike kicking your ass you'll get a jeresey beat down from me...fucking bitch ass mother fucker.. even though youR IN ANOTHER COUNTRY DOESN't mean i won't find u.... drezy
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That's some raw shit right? thats some real threatening stuff right?  Like he is really gonna come and find me and hurt me? Hahaha he was in a jealous rage.  lolz  well I was in the typing mood, with all my composure maintained and i replied this to him:

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Hahaha. You're so cute when you're mad! Come on now, we don't know each other, and all that mess you be talking is just reckless. You're an internet tough guy now huh? All that shit talking is a waste of breath. You must care about Lisa a lot, and I'm actually glad for it, because she deserves a good guy. Don't be jealous because I have a word or two for her. The truth of the matter is, you just met her. I've known her for more than 10 years, I been through more with her than you can imagine, and I consider her a lifelong friend. And before you shoot off at the mouth for something you know nothing about, get your facts straight; I'll email whomever I wish, and I assure you, all it is is for good will, for friendship, and there's nothing you can do about it.

You can't be threatening me son. You can't do a thing to me even if I did come back to dirty jersey, what you gonna do? what? You gonna assault me? Dude im on the straight and narrow, ill just call the cops and they'll take you away. You gonna come find me in this country? pay some 2000 bucks for a plane ticket to come kick my ass? please, spare yourself this childishness. What would you suppose would be Lisa's reaction if she knew you had at it with me? Do you honestly think she would be happy about it? Think about peace for Lisa's sake.

Just do yourself a favor and take good care of Lisa. That's the only realistic thing you can do. Talking stupid shit to me solves nothing, and gets you nowhere with me nor her. She loves you a lot, or so she tells me. Don't be mad cause I still wanna be friends with her. My intentions are only for her good will. She was a big part of my life for a long time, and it's something not easily forgotten. You should know cause you are there right now. Lisa is special and wonderful, and for her to choose you must say something about the good in you. So for that I'll just disregard your past mailing. Let me know if you guys are around the way out here, you can stay in the crib and have a nice vacation. 

My wife knows all my secrets. Oh and she isn't my cousin bro, she is my aunt-in-law, no blood relation. And there is nothing sick about our relationship. I'm actually married to her you know, she not just my fiancé. She knows everything about me. She knows I stay in touch with people, up to and including Lisa. Can you say the same thing? Evidently you are reading her mail , spying and prying, which some would consider to be deceitful activity. Got trust issues? Don't be mad at Lisa for all this, it's not worth it. It's just friendship. Lisa don't want nothing from me that might be making its way through your jealous little mind mind, ask yourself,"can a girl have friends? can I trust her? You should be able to trust her if she is truly gonna be your wife. And you should let her have friends other than you to maintain good social health, even spouses do not have all that a person needs for social health.

Oh and that remark was because she looks like she lost weight. She looks good. And she also told me that you be cooking her dinner every night. if you can't understand the jest in that, I don't know about you then, dreazy. I said it in my own way and I'm sorry if it offended you there tiger, but, you gotta get a grip. Be good to people, especially Lisa.

Peace. 

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I left it at that.

Now I didn't say this to him because it's not in my nature to directly engage someone nor is it me to be the one to talk a whole bunch of toughguy nonsense, but I have to vent this here in my blog; this little dude doesn't have the speed nor the strength to beat me in a fair fight nor does this 'mike' which he talks about.  I know it for sure.  I am in the best shape of my life.  My last kickboxing class was like a week ago, and I exercise daily.  I can easily bench 250 leg press over 800 and curl more than a 125.  This guy would probably not stand a chance lest he hath a gun or blade with him.  I really wish this guy would get in my face in person.  I'd love to try my skills with the pads off.  All my fights nowadays are so relaxed.  It's more for exercise than competition, and when it gets too rough, they are like "take it easy man".

It's funny really how people get bent out of shape and talk shit about what they know nothing about.  And they make threats like "ill find you"..  yeah fucking right.  Im 10000 miles away and he is gonna come here and mig me for a comment i made to my friend his "fiance".  I'll pick him up from the airport if he wants, hahaha.  On the other hand, if I wanted, there are still crack heads and ex-crackheads that I know that still live around where this guy lives.  And I know exactly where this guy lives.  

But for real, I'm an intellectual.  I ain't some gangster. I'm getting a masters degree fool!  I just think this was an interesting little tidbit of life.  The philosophical lesson we all can learn from it is to stay calm in the face of jealousy;  it makes you look very dimly lit in your cranium.

Breaking bad season 1

Breaking bad season 1

I finally broke down and started into downloading TV shows.  I got turned on to Breaking bad through robbles blogs about it.  I was able to download the whole first season.  It is actually very well written.  It's interesting, funny and dramatic.  I think the premise of the whole thing is interesting to begin with.  A man who is a high school chemistry teacher gets cancer.  Something snaps in his mind and he decides to start taking risks in his life.  Of these risks are murder and at the center of the story, cooking crystal meth.  He needs the money from the cooking crystal to pay for his treatments.  He is almost automatically an expert at it because of his profession as a chemistry teacher.  It's a wild ride throughout, as interesting obstacls get in his way.

A Thousand years of Good Prayers

A Thousand years of Good Prayers

A thousand Years of Good Prayers is a movie about a Chinese man that comes to America to visit his daughter. The daughter is a divorced library worker for a college. She is the one who broke off her previous marriage. She left her husband for a Russian dude who believed in communism. This boded somewhat well for the father since he was a rocket scientist for communist China. This movie is pretty boring, but, on the other hand, it has some interesting things about it as well. It's slow in the way it tells it's story, and a lot of the time, it seems to not have a point at all. Some parts do not contribute to drive the plot forward, but, they remain there. The only notable theme in this flick is that of old adjusting to new, and that of culture shock. Boring shit, but at the same time I suppose I get the feeling from it that it is kind of relevant. 2,5/5

City Of Ember

City Of Ember

This was a great fantasy flick. The premise is that there is a town that gets locked away from the rest of society for 200 or so years. The town is supposed to carry on human race because the builders of the town perceived the end of humanity on earth. There is a theme of mechanisms and gadgetry that reminded me of some final fantasy games. There is no real love story, it is purely adventure. It is family friendly and fun. Me and the wife enjoyed it quite a lot this afternoon. I tried to get our heads around Chronicles of Narnia; Prince Caspian, but, that wasn't as gripping as city of ember. It was much easier to walk away from Narnia and tend to other things than “Ember” 4/5

Two lovers

Two lovers

Joaquin Phoenix is a stupid and ugly looking mother-fucker. Last time I heard about him, he had a long assed beard and he was on the Dave letterman show preaching that he would give up acting and start doing jazz music instead. I caught a couple of his performances on the internet; dog-shit. Utter dog shit. But, back to the topic at hand, in this movie he was quite good. He played this jewish fuck up kind of guy. He plays two very different personalities with two very different girls: one stable and well grounded, the other, wild, mysterious and free-spirited. Gweneth Paltro is in this and she very seductively pulls out her left tittie in a well-timed and classy use of nudity. I thought the love scenes in this were somewhat tastefull, without being overly stimulating. Vinessa Shaw is the other star, she is hot too, but I haven't taken serious note of her in anything she has done. I loved gweneth since The Royal Tenenbaums. Where everybody was a star but the only one to do any real good acting was gene hackman. The moral of Two Lovers I guess is that you can take a chance, and if a better option presents itself, you shuld try to have a backup plan. It's a pretty good flick, but not so much a thing to watch with your girl. It kind of gives a weird feeling about relationships that I find unhealthy. Better to appreciate alone I suppose. 3/5

Ghost Town

I thought Ghost town was gonna be about monsters and shit, like a horror flick, judging by the title. It was a nice little drama. It's about a guy who dies for 7 minutes on the operating table. After he wakes up he is able to see the dead that still walk the earth with unfinished business. He is a real asshole in the beginning, and the main ghost that is trying to enlist his help is maybe even more of a douche bag. These characters make watching the movie kind of annoying. It's somewhat funny to me to see the English being rude to people. Maybe it's got something to do with the American Idol formula. All in all, it was an OK movie. A nice little show. A good date flick I think. 3.5/5

movies reviews

Push

Ridiculous fun. This movie is basically a rip off of the television show Heroes. It has some styling reminiscent to Jumper. I found jumper to be more entertaining and it also made more sense. The plot in push was easy enough to follow. But in the middle there, there is a plan that is totally out of whack. The main guy plans out something and plans for the futures of many, as if he was the ultimate mastermind, I found this to be be beyond the realm of the fantastic and completely did not make sense especially since he puts on the appearance of the regular Joe. The movie does not lack in action or fun, but it somewhat lacks in believability even for comic standards. 3.5/5

Defiance

This movie star Daniel Craig as a Jew in Belorussian WWII. Him and his brother hideout in the woods from the Nazi's and put together all of the Jews from the surrounding areas. They survive in the end and we see them go through their hardships. It's a nice drama actually. One of the better stories concerning WWII. I saw in the film a interesting desperate attitude. One very interesting thing that I have noticed in these war movies is that when they kill other soldiers, we don't usually see them looting the corpses of the dead for weapons and other goods. It's a sign of low standards or lack of honor or something. In this movie, however, they rampantly take the guns and other stuffs from the fallen. I always wondered when I was younger why they didn't pick up the guns and other stuff from the people they killed, now that I'm older I guess because of the Idea of justice for the dead. The bottom line is, I liked the portrayal of this idea in this flick. 4/5

The House Bunny

This flick stars Anna Farris as a playboy bunny who gets thrown out of the mansion because one of the other bunnies is jealous of her. She they goes and overhauls a dorky sorority into being beautiful and popular. I love any movie with Anna Farris in it because she is so cute and has a natural talent for being humorous. The plot is a bit shallow and it lacks big laughs or originality of jokes. Not a bad chick flick though. I'm looking forward to screening this with my wife. She is sure to enjoy it. 3/5

S. Darko

Have you seen Donnie Darko? If you haven't, no need to, and you can still enjoy this flick. It just wont make much sense with references to him. Anyway it was a decent film. The time travel aspect of it actually made me have a dream about time travel that night. It was weird. SDarko is alright, it's not as good as D Darko though. I like the song from tears for fears in Ddarko, Mad World. I even got addicted to it and put it on the MP3 player for quite a bit. Even the ring tone was that for a while. Anyways back to sdarko. It is about Donnie's sister who runs away from home seven years after Donnie's death. She gets somewhere out west where some weird stuff starts happening. The characters and the overall language of the movie is interesting and fresh just like Donnie. But it just doesn't have something that Donnie had. 4/5

The Bank Job

This id one of them Jason Stratham action flicks where him and a gang of his buddies rob a bank. It's set in the late 70's or early 80's London. It cool how it's a brute force entry type of robbery situation. It's a bit dry and unfunny in the beginning when we are getting to know all the characters, but it's a pretty good flick overall.

Fan boys

This a piece of shit. I thought it would be good, because of my love for Star Wars and all that, but no. this is crap. Hard to sit through. It claims to be a comedy, but it's more of an anti comedy. It has some charming moments, but nothing worth mentioning and didn't make me crack a smile. It actually not even worth the download, nor the bandwidth that it came on. I would be hella pissed if I went to the movies and saw that.

www.stealthisfilm.com

Go see this, it's free to DL. It will make you feel better about all the stuff you download. It's not stealing; it's being shared and copied. Intellectual property is a becoming cultural anachronism. It's like saying you posses the earth:preposterous. The "powers that be" are only mad because of their loss of profit and social control. 

True artists want their voices to be heard and their work to be appreciated; not for the recognition that it brings, or even the money that it brings, but the happiness that their work brings to people, should be reward enough. That's not just idealistic, it's the true direction in which we are moving, and it is the way I feel about art.

Flesh Tentacle

Changeling

Changeling

Changeling was a great movie directed by Clint Eastwood. It stars Angelina Jolie as a telephone operator who looses her son. 5 months later the police says that they find her son, and when she see him, it's a different boy. You wonder if the lady is actually missing her son, or, if the boy has changed appearance because of the movie. I honestly thought before seeing this flick that this was gonna be some Sci-Fi bullshit, but, it was a serious drama instead. You go through the whole movie wondering if she will ever find her son, or, if you ever find out what happened to him, but in the end you never do find out what happens to him. Instead you are directed to have some hope. The movies ending was good in a sense that it didn't seem clichéd. The lady never does find her son, and we don't find out what happens to him. It's not a happy ending, nor is it completely sad, in that sense it lacks closure, but the end scene is portrayed in a way that gives a feeling apart from closure; a feeling of hopefulness. It's a mystery that is not frustrating. On a side note, John Malkovich is in this flick and does a stellar performance for a supporting role. I thought that Angelina wasn't the perfect actress for the role, I found her sorrow and emotion to be a bit unbelieveable. I like her, don't get me wrong, but, I didn't see her for this part. Maybe I am pleasantly surprised. 4.5/5

pennies

Hahhaha

The link is right here:

http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf

I didn't want to post this at first cause it's so nasty, and I dont want to have the reputation of a pervert or wierdo too much attributed to me these days; especially cause Im a family man now.  But, I decided to post it because I gave it so many views.  I find it funny as hell, disturbing and just crazy.  If you can get through it without laughing at least a little, then props to you.  If you find it interesting, and after the shock value wears off, you can catch the subtle jokes, which are actually quite funny in and of themselves. 

Jingle all the way

BEa arthur

Wtf for reals

Wow.  I dont know what to make of this, but, I find it amusing.  It's long and drawn out.  But, if you've taken at least 1 film class, maybe you can appreciate it.  It's really out there.

hahaha america

Ha Ha Ha America..

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Movie revs

I got a few new movies and I have mixed reviews.

Paul Blart: mall cop

What a huge pile of shit.  Not entertaining and not funny at all.  It was the fat guy who played in the gay marriage movie chuck and Larry.  This fucker is hella unfunny.  He is quite a likable character, but  in this movie he sucks donkey dick.  The slapstick, clumsiness and fat jokes don't even move my dick a millimeter.  It was so bad I sat through an hour and couldn't even finish.  I know I'm not giving it a chance, but after an hour of being not entertained and hella bored  I'm pissed.  I might not have paid anything to see it, but, if I had I would want my money back, fuck,  I want my hour back.  1/5 I give it a one just for the guys from chuck and Larry. otherwise 0 for sure.

Franklyn

That fucking movie was a load of shit too.  Its about a futuristic London or some other English hamlet.  Its a world where everyone is forced by law to have religion.  Fucking preposterous and presumptuous.  Boring as hell, no action, no funny, no sex no nothing.  Just a bunch of dry drama that no one in their right mind can give a shit about.  I guess it the movies tries to point out the faults of faith.  It's hard pressed to make any points however when the garbage on screen isn't even good enough to watch.  I find my mind wandering about how nice it was to jerk off a couple nights ago, or what I will have for dinner.  0/5

Bigger stronger faster

This was a good documentary.  It is about a guy who came to the harsh realization that many of his sports heroes are on steroids.  And he goes on to investigate about steroids and what not.  The opinions of the various doctors and health care professionals is interesting and poignant.  I fond it most interesting that a guy was able to produce undetectable steroids.  I never understood the controversy around it, with all the senate hearings and all that shit until now.  Very informative and enlightening.  4/5 

Choke

Choke was a crazy ride.  It's about a sex addict who tries to get information about where he came, from his dying mother.  There is gratuitous nudity, but falls short of pornography.  There are wonderful jokes, and entertaining and informative values, morals, and messages.  There is closure and it's just nice.  Check it out it u have the time.  It only took me an hour to download.5/5

Underworld 3

Well, if you ever saw the Underworlds and liked any of them, you'll like this.  It was just as good as the previous two.  Werewolves and vampires and shit; can't beat that, especially when its well done with decent special effects and storyline.  5/5

Eagle Eye

Eagle Eye

Eagle eye was a decent flick.  Lot of action and blowing shit up, cool story and not too fantastic to be unbelieveable.  I wouldn't be dissappointed had I paid to see it.  See it if you get hte chance.

twilight

So I finally caught twilight.  I thought it was decent.  Rotten said that was trash, but, i thought its was quite good.  Maybe it's because I just caught Underworld 3 and i was more amenable to a vampire/monster movie.  I was a fan of underworld from a while back with underworld 1, and I do believe the underworld series to be a little better.  It's kind of like underworld meets that movie from a little while ago with the four boys who are witches?  I can remember the name of that one just now, but, its a modernish day vamp movie.  Not bad, but not as rich a story as underworld.  I was staying away Twilight for the longest time now because rotten mostly said it sucked.  But fuck that.  I think I would not have been dissappointed if I had gone to the theater.  

movie time

Body Of Lies

Body of lies stars Leonardo DiCaprio.  I have to admit I was really turned off by any film with him playing some kind of tough guy.  I wanna see him be a bitchy emotional fucker.  I like when he gets upset and when fucked up things happen to such a good looking guy, as in the case of R&J Titanic and revolutionary road.  I didn't bother to catch this one in the theater because of my apprehension of him being so pretty not fitting into a smart action flick.  I did find the movie to be OK.  Like 3.5/5.  It was boring in the beginning, but, after you invest yourself into watching it for a little while, it pulls you in and gets you interested.  It reminds me of all the same middle east themed movies out there though, like Syrianna, and that other shit with brad pit, where they go into the middle east and play out some bullshit impossible CIA scheme.  It's iiiiight.  See it if your hella bored.

The Reader

The reader shows Kate Winslet naked more than she is clothed I think.  She ain't all that great looking, but, it has a lot of flavor.  It's about this boy who is 16 who fucks a lady who is 20 years older.  The lady is and illiterate, industrious, tram car ticket collector, who did some dirty deeds during WWII.  The boy reads stories to her cause she can't read or write.  She fucks him in return.  They have a weird relationship throughout their lives.  Its a somewhat interesting flick.  3.75/5

The Obama deception

I fucking loathe and love movies like this.  They get my mind going, but, they also make me feel powerless.  It's a documentary about how Obama is not doing what he promised he would do during his campaign for the presidency.  It points out more about the Bilderberg group and how they are gonna take over the world and all that shit with a dictatorial world government.  It projects a bleak future for humanity.  It just depresses me to be honest, I am not mad because of this movie.  I am more on the side of, 'what the fuck can we do about it?'  Someone is gonna take over the world.  Make sure of that.  Democracy is a dying idea that is good in the planning, but, has its own weaknesses as it is played out.  People think Idealistically, I do too for that matter.  But this shit is really something.  The takeover is not going to happen soon, it is happening before our eyes.  When you look at things day to day, nothing changes.  When you look back, lots of shit is way different.  Times are changing, people are selfish, and the guys at the top are gonna play ball with each other.   To be honest, I think that the world government isn't going to be all that bad.  Look at the bright side, no nation to nation wars, good roads around the world, no more secrets, really no more secrets, they can just come out and say that they control the world.  I don't mind really.  Just make sure that I have a decent job, enough money at least to feed my family and put a roof over our head, and to use health care whenever it is available and feasible.  I'm sure that is in the agenda of the powers that be.   They cant be utterly and completely heartless.  I just wanna conform and live comfortably for the rest of my life.  I think that is what the powers that be want to hear anyway.  I don't have dreams of being rich and famous.  I'm no shining star.  Just give me the chance to be whatever I can be.  3/5

Fight Night

This was an utterly pretentious movie.  Its cool though cause the language of it is so over the top and corny.  Its about a sleazy boxing promoter that find the best female boxer in the world.  Its comedic and somewhat interesting.  Id recommend this one.4/5

Now Im going to take some stuff from my other blog and put it here. why not right?

Blogging

This is the first post to this new blogger account.  My name is Mike Ray.  I like all kinds of shit.  I have been blogging for a while now, but on sites like myspace and facebook.  I look at all kinds of crazy stuff on the internet.  When I like what I see I say something about it.  When I dont I might say something about it to.  If I am unmoved it's fit for the fire.  I'd like to say that I have some taste and at the same time an open mind when it comes to teh internets.  I like to curse in everyday language and even in formal writing, fuck what you heard.  Come visit my blog and click them shitty ads and make me some money.