Movie revs

I got a few new movies and I have mixed reviews.

Paul Blart: mall cop

What a huge pile of shit.  Not entertaining and not funny at all.  It was the fat guy who played in the gay marriage movie chuck and Larry.  This fucker is hella unfunny.  He is quite a likable character, but  in this movie he sucks donkey dick.  The slapstick, clumsiness and fat jokes don't even move my dick a millimeter.  It was so bad I sat through an hour and couldn't even finish.  I know I'm not giving it a chance, but after an hour of being not entertained and hella bored  I'm pissed.  I might not have paid anything to see it, but, if I had I would want my money back, fuck,  I want my hour back.  1/5 I give it a one just for the guys from chuck and Larry. otherwise 0 for sure.

Franklyn

That fucking movie was a load of shit too.  Its about a futuristic London or some other English hamlet.  Its a world where everyone is forced by law to have religion.  Fucking preposterous and presumptuous.  Boring as hell, no action, no funny, no sex no nothing.  Just a bunch of dry drama that no one in their right mind can give a shit about.  I guess it the movies tries to point out the faults of faith.  It's hard pressed to make any points however when the garbage on screen isn't even good enough to watch.  I find my mind wandering about how nice it was to jerk off a couple nights ago, or what I will have for dinner.  0/5

Bigger stronger faster

This was a good documentary.  It is about a guy who came to the harsh realization that many of his sports heroes are on steroids.  And he goes on to investigate about steroids and what not.  The opinions of the various doctors and health care professionals is interesting and poignant.  I fond it most interesting that a guy was able to produce undetectable steroids.  I never understood the controversy around it, with all the senate hearings and all that shit until now.  Very informative and enlightening.  4/5 

Choke

Choke was a crazy ride.  It's about a sex addict who tries to get information about where he came, from his dying mother.  There is gratuitous nudity, but falls short of pornography.  There are wonderful jokes, and entertaining and informative values, morals, and messages.  There is closure and it's just nice.  Check it out it u have the time.  It only took me an hour to download.5/5

Underworld 3

Well, if you ever saw the Underworlds and liked any of them, you'll like this.  It was just as good as the previous two.  Werewolves and vampires and shit; can't beat that, especially when its well done with decent special effects and storyline.  5/5