Elsewhere

Elsewhere

 

Elsewhere is a piece of shit horror flick about going on the internet, getting raped, and possibly killed by strangers.  That is the premise in a nutshell.  I could only stand about 40 minutes of it before fast forwarding it.  Don’t download it or see it if you have a choice.  I hope the makers of this film have their eyes pissed in by toxic rodents and their fingers crushed, cut off and eaten by penguins, so as to not produce anymore detriments to the great art of film.  If this movie was on fire I wouldn’t piss on it to put it out.  If this movie was a blowjob I would throw it from a van moving at a high rate of speed.  Who am I kidding right? As if I could make a better movie?  You bet your ass I could.  I could make a better movie out of toothpicks.  0.5/5